This is actually lyrics written by Turd Ferguson
and The Back Door Boys
re-written as poem by Turd Ferguson
STRAIGHT DAD
(loves gay sex)
My dad
Likes to barbeque in the backyard
On Sunday afternoons
My dad
Loves motorcycles
Feeling the power between his legs
My dad
Is like any other dad
Loves and cares for the family
As we grow.
But one Saturday afternoon
While hiking the Draw
I found… my straight dad loves gay sex.
Sticking his dick in another man’s ass
Down on his knees
Not bobbing for apples
My straight dad.
My dad
Drives a big suv
Whistles at chicks
Drinks from “booby” mugs
My dad
Goes to strip clubs gets a lap dance
Makes his dick hard
But after the show
He goes
To the bathhouse in town
Wraps a towel around the waist
Its soon on the floor
And him on all fours
Taking it all like a champ
My straight dad
hits the gay bars
Blowing the guys
In restroom stalls
My dad
Asks me about girls
I tell him like boys
He smiles
And says its ok
