Submitted by Tuesday last December 23rd 2008, 04:12 AM

It was a quiet night, and I was in my room, looking over some porn I had downloaded.
"If only I could have the real thing...” I thought.
Suddenly, the Doorbell rang.
I ran downstairs to see who it was.
It was Aurin, Jacob and Trevor.
"What's up?" I said.
"Dude, want to chill?" said Aurin.
Not even answering them I said, "Mom I'll be back later."
I went outside to find Jacob's huge green truck.
We all climbed in.
I was in the