Submitted by argie last October 23rd 2008, 07:10 AM

The ordinary day afterwards
Was my day of dysfunction.
Because when I’m on hold, it unfolds
And loses all its love and…

I know that I cried that night
But the wetness didn’t come.
And when the tears fell on my face
They all fell a day too late.

I waited and waited, and waited more
For that person outside my door
And when he came up for that day
He came up a day too late.

When the jok

Submitted by rmhs last January 27th 2008, 05:01 AM

WARNING- This story is fictional and in no part is real. This is for your entertainment only. LOG ON< JERK OFF!

This is my first post. I wrote this story between 230 and 3 pm pacific time. Have a good jerk off with this one!

Alien Abduction

Its about 8 in the morning. I realize I am going to be late for work. I jump out of bed, and start to undress. I guess there’s not much to do, I only have my boxers on.
I turn the shower water on, very ho