Submitted by lilgay last July 3rd 2007, 01:07 AM

So, remember how I had a crush on one of my friends? Well, that's gone now, but it's replaced by a crush on a different friend named Kansas Burman. Blond hair, blue eyes, nice smile, GREAT body (saw him in swimsuit and it was all I could do to keep from staring), really funny, although he drives me crazy sometimes.

Anyway, so I recently indulged myself in a little fantasy that I thought everyone might enjoy. Here's how it goes: last weekend, I went to go see Live Free Or Die Hard.

Submitted by maoinkin last May 15th 2007, 12:05 PM

Eyes Bewitching like the autumn moon

Arms Comforting like a grandmother's embrace

Skin as silk wrapped around my chest

Voice hypnotizing like a subtle conscience

Teeth sensational embedded in my neck

Ass hard and beautiful like a polished stone

Your Body controls my every desire