Submitted by storyman last February 10th 2007, 07:02 AM

I never was able to understand why so many people were telling me to join up with USOnline. Speaking with people over a computer? What's that about?, I wondered. But a lot of people that I knew were doing it and they were telling me how its a goodway to meet people, especially if you want to meet some groovy people to have a good time with, and you can't stand the bar scene. Man, I hate the bars. Same old faces. Same old worn out queens. What I needed in my life was some sweet youn g meat that I