Submitted by dickallcock last March 9th 2007, 01:03 AM

Yesterday I went over to the local shopping centre while my wife was having her hair done. I went into the coffee shop and sat reading the paper and drinking a large coffee. I like to wear tight jeans so my bulge was quite large down my left pant leg. I positioned myself so the staff and anyone coming in couldn't help seeing it. It pulsed gently while I was reading. I noticed that one of the boys behind the counte r seemed to like looking at my swelling bulge. I smiled and got up and went in