Submitted by tk_man09 last April 17th 2008, 11:04 AM

This was the first time I had ever gotten taken in for drunk driving. I mean they probably would have let me off easy if I hadn’t smarted off. My Mouth always got me in trouble. I also think It might have had something with the cop wanting more than I was willing to give. He kept giving me seductive glances, but I wouldn’t touch him with a nine foot pole. I was never gay. Sure I thought about it, but I think everyone does.

Anyhow, now I was walking into the downtown j

Submitted by tk_man09 last March 30th 2007, 12:03 PM

SO I knew this fraternity was the hardest to get into. I knew that these were the big dawgs on campus. But still I tried. I did everything that they asked. I went to the gym for 3 months over the summer to get in the best shape I could. I knew they weren’t about to let a pussy on campus. It was initiation night now. Moment of truth. I was blindfolded and stripped down to my boxers and lead to….well….I honestly didn’t know. Then I was pushed to the ground by one of the members. T