Submitted by lilgay last May 25th 2007, 05:05 AM

"I'm WHAT?!" Felix yelled, seeming to shake the whole office with his sheer vocal power. "Fired," said his boss, without so much as a blink. "You missed three weeks about a year ago, and while we should've fired you then, we were busy on the Sullivan case, If you'll recall." "Bullshit! That was unused vacation time. And besides, I was in the middle of a divorce! You should at least understand my situation!" " I would if you hadn't hooked up with another man. Now turn in your badge, clean out you