Submitted by tk_man09 last April 17th 2008, 11:04 AM

This was the first time I had ever gotten taken in for drunk driving. I mean they probably would have let me off easy if I hadn’t smarted off. My Mouth always got me in trouble. I also think It might have had something with the cop wanting more than I was willing to give. He kept giving me seductive glances, but I wouldn’t touch him with a nine foot pole. I was never gay. Sure I thought about it, but I think everyone does.

Anyhow, now I was walking into the downtown j