Submitted by lilgay last March 26th 2007, 05:03 AM

Felix spent the rest of the day thinking about his sexuality, Ray, and how he would tell his family and friends. He was still trying to figure it out, but he knew that he would get through it eventually. A long as didn't crawl back into a bottle or back to his ex-wife, he'd be okay. Speaking of bottles, his hangover was still as big as Paris Hilton's ego, and he needed a cure, conveniently located across town in his apartment. The cure? More alcohol. But when he arrived at his place, he found a