Submitted by sweetpotato last April 26th 2007, 03:04 AM

I never realized how long I’ve been staring at Vick’s picture, and drooled on it to add to that. I also never realized that he became, I don’t know, miraculously good looking! He’s so like that hot singer, Jesse McCartney, with those gorgeous blue eyes, dirty blond hair, blushing cheeks, luscious lips, amazing body… and… and…

“Why are you staring at my brother’s picture like that,” says Kelly, my best friend of three years, “You don’t fancy my brother now,

Submitted by sweetpotato last April 17th 2007, 01:04 AM

I've never had an experience with a man before, and I was kind of getting desperate with sex. So, I created an account in Friendster.com for an imaginary person who could lead me to other people who'd like to have sex with me. And within probably 2 or less weeks I had a total of 300+ friends who said I was cute (I'm flattered!). Anyway, there was this guy, a total hottie, who sent me a message with a simple HI written in it. I replied with a hello, and got a another message from him saying that